I seem to have left my pride at pride
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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