Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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