So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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