i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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