Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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