bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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