OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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