I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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