Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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