No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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