i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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