I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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