So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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