I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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