well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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