Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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