We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize