So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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