at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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