I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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