Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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