Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
