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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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