Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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