she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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