This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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