why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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