I wanna passion pit in your ass
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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