when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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