If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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