she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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