you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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