Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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