Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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