The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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