Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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