just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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