in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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