found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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