She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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