True but thats because hes a fetus.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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