have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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