Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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