her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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