Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
