how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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