You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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