But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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