I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
the liver wants what the liver wants
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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