All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Blood and glitter go together right?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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