is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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