The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We are all done wearing pants today
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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