i don't like sucking hair
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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