i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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