im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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