so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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