I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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