i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You smell like stripper and shame
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
